seven things

Playing along with Kerry, I'm supposed to tell you 7 things about me.

Not sure I will tell you seven though, I might bore you, but I thought that maybe I can share this one just to make you laugh! Which accordingly to the seven things to share could be the
second thing: I like to make people laugh, not laughing at me though!

Where was I? Ah, the things about me, so, when I walk, I mainly do two things:

one is that I walk at a very fast pace and the other one is that most of the time I look up.

Result? I tend to bump into signs, poles, walls, corners and when I'm lucky, people!

Just a couple of days ago, I hit my face against a corner so hard that the left cheek 

has swollen a bit, so sore that I can't sleep on that side since then.

I also cried like a lamb, which is something that I normally do when I hurt myself (third thing). Because of the fast pace I'm often prone to "freak accidents": once, in a shop I used to work in London, with the lovely Gini (fourth thing)
I managed to stuck a cactus plant in my bum, it got caught on my long scarf and then landed with all the thornes in my back side! the whole scene in front of a lot of people of course, it was quite embarassing, the folks there almost chocked for laughing so much!!!

Another time I was running up the stairs and I stuck my head inside a shelf full of shoe boxes, don't know how I did it though and again lots of people witnessed it. No wonder that sometimes 

I feel like him (fifth thing about me).

Although I would love to be more like her or her (sixth).

But I'm quite happy to be what I am...

Would you like to play along? Just do it then because I choose all of you!

Aaaanyway, I like to finish with a quote :

Never complain. Never explain.

Katharine Hepburn

(which is exactly what I never do, and that is the seventh thing I tell you about me!)


Thanks Kerry!