7 boring things about me

Playing along with Kerry, I'm supposed to tell you 7 things about me.

I like to make people laugh, not laughing at me of course.

When I walk, I mainly do two things, I walk at a very fast pace and most of the time I look up.

Result? I tend to bump into signs, poles, walls, corners and people.

Just a couple of days ago, I hit my face against a corner so hard that the left cheek 

has swollen a bit, so sore that I can't sleep on that side since then.

I also cried like a lamb, which is something that I normally do when I hurt myself (third thing). Because of the fast pace I'm often prone to "freak accidents": once, in a shop I used to work in London, with the lovely Gini (fourth thing) I managed to stuck a cactus plant in my bum, it got caught on my long scarf and then landed with all the spines in my back side! the whole scene in front of a lot of people of course, it was quite embarassing, the folks there almost chocked for laughing so much! and yes, they were laughing at me.

Another time I was running up the stairs and I stuck my head inside a shelf full of shoe boxes, don't know how I did it though and again lots of people witnessed it. 
No wonder that sometimes I feel like Mr Bean (fifth thing about me).

Although I would love to be more like her or her (sixth).

But I'm quite happy to be what I am (seventh thing).
Yay , I made it!

Would you like to play along? I can't choose though.

Never complain. Never explain.

Katharine Hepburn

Thanks Kerry.